I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
is this the sara with the beer cane?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating