I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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