Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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