she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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