I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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