i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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