I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Shame is for Republicans.
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