soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Randomize
