O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
then he tried to convert me to islam
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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