i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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