yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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