My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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