I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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