actually, I'm a sock model
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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