Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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