I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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