do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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