Fuck appropriateness.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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