ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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