Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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