but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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