Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
do herpes really smell.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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