We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.