real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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