How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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