That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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