Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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