Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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