I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Randomize
