Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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