why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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