I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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