u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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i came on her dog
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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