Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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