He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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