Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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