We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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