I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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