This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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