I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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