god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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