We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Pants are for mortals
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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