Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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