Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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