Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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