Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
