: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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