i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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