Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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