i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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