I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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