Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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